Timeless Tunes

Before anyone has the opportunity to bitch and moan about how none of these songs are new, guess what, I am aware of that.  These are just songs that deserve to be played once a month by every red-blooded American.  If you aren't listening to these songs at least 12 times a year on average then you're basically dead/have no taste whatsoever.  So without further ado, the Timeless Tunes playlist courtesy of your boy Slimberlake*.

1. I Believe in a Thing Called Love - The Darkness (Absolutely essential, quite possibly the single greatest song of all time)
2. Spitting Venom - Modest Mouse
3. Trani - Kings of Leon
4. 99 Problems - Jay Z
5. Smooth - Carlos Santana ft. Rob Thomas
6. Escape - Enrique Iglesias
7. Mojo So Dope - Kid Cudi
8. Bullet and a Target - Citizen Cope
9. Ignition (Remix) - R. Kelly (remix or go the fuck home)
10. No Diggity - Blackstreet
11. What's Up - Four Non Blondes
12. Bulls on Parade or Killing in the Name Of - Rage Against the Machine (either or)
13. Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm (so much better than MJ's version, no disrespect to the King of Pop)
14. Karma Police - Radiohead
15. My Name Is - Eminem
16. Hey Ya - Outkast
17. Cry Me a River - Justin Timberlake (I've legit j'd off to the fake Britney in the video...so hot)
18. What's Your Fantasy - Ludacris
19. Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet
20. Big Pimpin' - Jay Z ft. UGK
21. It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
22. In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins
23. It's Tricky - Run DMC
24. Mad World - Tears for Fears
25. You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
26. Straight Outta Compton - N.W.A.
27. Fight For Your Right - Beastie Boys
28. Come on Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners
29. Alive - Pearl Jam (Yellow Ledbetter barely lost out)
30. Ramble On - Led Zeppelin
31. Tush - ZZ Top
32. Harder Than You Think - Public Enemy
33. Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
34. Where is My Mind - The Pixies
35. The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter

Obviously there's a ton of interchangeable songs that could go on this bitch but I got tired of adding to it so I guess you're just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.  Cool?  Cool.

*I still pop a half-chub whenever I call myself Slimberlake.  Even just the thought of comparing myself to swagger cannon like JT gets my heart rate up.