Germans Trying to Blame a Barn on Cows and Their Farts

(Source) - A herd of dairy cows nearly lifted the roof off their barn in central Germany when methane released by the animals caused an explosion.

Police in Hesse state said in a statement that a static electric charge apparently triggered the detonation, and a spurt of flame, on Monday at a farm in Rasdorf. The roof was slightly damaged and one cow suffered light burns. No people were hurt.

Police say 90 cows are kept in the shed and it wasn't clear why quantities of methane had built up. Bovine belching and flatulence releases large quantities of the gas.




This is so typical of the Germans, these assholes absolutely refuse to take the blame for anything.  First everything wrong in the world was the Jews' fault, then it was the Hitler and the Nazis, now every time a barn explodes we should just blame the cows for burping and farting too much.  Hey Germany, guess what, cows have been farting for thousands and thousands of years and you don't hear about barns exploding anywhere else in the world.  Maybe just admit that you're too stupid to build a decent barn that doesn't blow up every time the herd gets a little gassy.  What's next, trying to blame Justin Timberlake and Usher for all of the teen pregnancy in the world because their music is "too sexy"*?   Give me a break, your country is 142 years old**.  It's time to grow up and learn to take some responsibility for yourself.










*Their songs honestly might have played a part in a solid 70% of teen pregnancies in America.  Like I truly believe that's a possibility.  You're going to sit there and tell me Lemme See by Usher didn't end up with any teenagers getting pregnant? Yeah...okay.

**Looked it up.