(Source) - Katy Perry finger-banged Anna Kendrick Sunday night and she liked it. Or so said Kendrick on Tuesday night's Conan.
The Pitch Perfect star sat down with Conan O'Brien and described her encounter with Perry at the Grammys. "Katy Perry finger-banged my cleavage. It was a weird night," Kendrick said. "She's very mature."
She attributed Perry's loving gesture to her risqué dress, "I was kind of asking for it," Kendrick explained. "If nobody had done it I would've been a little sad." She also added that she's met Perry before, "and she's aggressive. I like it."
You know what would have been great? If we could have just watched Katy Perry finger-fuck Anna Kendrick's tits for three hours with Kendrick Lamar and Imagine Dragons as the halftime show and Queens of the Stone Age for the big finish. The rest of the show would just be us watching these two giggling and fondling each others' breasteses. Maybe mix in a ten minute bra-and-pantie pillow fight somewhere. Now that's a Grammys worth watching.
PS - Did anyone else notice that Perry wasn't dressed like she normally was? And by that I mean she didn't have her sweater puppets popping out of the top of her shirt. That just seems wrong. Katy Perry not dressing slutty is like slapping God in the face. I understand that she doesn't always want to be known as the perfect pair of supple breasts that pumps out fire jams on reg, but let's not forget what got you here Katy. If you weren't too good for it when it was getting you famous in the first place then you're certainly not too good for it now.
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