Now I've never been a Bieber guy. Sure, the sprightly little fucker pumps out a fire jam on occasion (pre-retirement, RIP) but other than that I pretty much loathe anything and everything about this little bitchboy. His bitchboy hair, the fact that he has the acne of a 15 year-old, how he tries to act like he's some big badass even though we can all clearly see that he is 5'7 and 135 lbs. Hate, hate, hate all of those things. But with that said, I kind of have to give credit where credit is due. Biebs mugshot is the definition of giving zero fucks. Schoolboy smile, hair-do half disheveled but still 100% on point at the same time, a glint of mischief in his eye. This picture basically tells me that anyone can do whatever the fuck they want to Bieber and he's so disgustingly rich and hounded by pussy that there is literally nothing that can be done to ruin his mood. Some people get arrested and it ruins their night, hell maybe even their week. If it's serious enough, maybe even more. Not Biebs though, this shit ain't even a hiccup. Honestly, I wouldn't be shocked if he started trying to get arrested more often. Think about it. Jail is probably the only place on earth he can a minute of peace and quiet without a stampede of sluts trying to break down his door and suck his dick dry. You think he gives a fuck that he got arrested? Shoot he probably tossed a cool stack of hundos at the cops just so they would bring him back to the station and put him in solitary so he could get some fucking shuteye for once. Wouldn't be surprised if he threw them a second stack of cash just to leave the bitch he was with stranded on the side of the road. Ruthless.
This doesn't mean that I respect Biebs now, does it? So confused.
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