(Source) - WJBK in Detroit is reporting local star high school quarterback Jayru Campbell, a Cass Tech student committed to play at Michigan State, is in jail on charges related to his body slamming of a school security guard today. Cell phone video of the event doesn't appear to acquit the young man.
Campbell, a junior, earned a school suspension in November for punching an opposing player in the postgame handshake line. He led Cass Tech previously to two straight state championships.
Boom shakalaka! Hey security guard, looks like it's time to get a new job bro because there is pretty much no way you can ever show your face at Cass Tech anymore. A rough, inner city Detroit school? Please, that band of hooligans would eat you alive if you ever step foot in those hallways again. There is literally a 0.00% chance that any student who watched this happen could take you seriously ever again. Maybe next time get a job at a mall or something, that way it's way harder to piss off the short-fused star quarterback* who brings more thunder than a motherfucking hurricane. And of all the positions on the football team to let do this to you, seriously the quarterback? If he got his shit tossed this badly by the QB, what exactly was this guy going to do if a defensive lineman stepped out of line? Because after that display, it seems like he would have two options: A.) run, or B.) die a horrific, bloody death.
Pfff, the quarterback. The fuck outta my face with that nonsense. Wouldn't be shocked if the punter waits for this nerd in the parking lot before school to steal his lunch money. Come on guy have a little respect for yourself.
*Two time state champion = Slap on the Wrist City
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