(Source) - Tuesday night's State of the Union address will get a big, bearded taste of the Confederacy. Louisiana Rep. Vance McAllister, R, has invited Willie Robertson, son of the anal-hating Phil Robertson, to be his plus one for the evening.
In a press release, McAllister celebrated his guest, citing the need for "diversity" in DC as his rationale:
"I am proud to have my close friend, constituent and small business owner, Willie Robertson, attend tonight's State of the Union Address as my special guest," Rep. McAllister said in his statement. "Willie is thankful for this opportunity and honored to attend. I look forward to the two of us representing the Fifth District in DC this evening and bringing some diversity to our nation's capitol."
Am I the only one that's getting tired of these people? Listen I love watching Uncle Si's senile ass talk about 'Nam and mutter gibberish to everybody on the show just as much as the next person but when did America start taking these guys seriously? First people were outraged that the dad, Phil Robertson, thinks that gayboys are all a bunch of ungodly sinners. Why that came as a shock to folks I will never understand. Oh my goodness, the dirty old backwoods hillbilly from the Louisiana swamp lands thinks being a homo is wrong!? No fucking way! And now you're telling me that the least likable person on the show is going to watch Obama give the State of the Union? I get that these are rich hillbillies, but they're still just hillbillies. Since when does having money mean you get to attend what is supposed to be one of the most prestigious dinner parties in the world? What's next, El Pres gets a fucking invite? The Biebs?
Just because this hillrod has a show doesn't mean he needs to be popping up on the national radar at every turn. And so help me god, if this chubby motherfucker wears camouflage anywhere on his fat body at this event I'll blow my goddamn brains out. Dude you're a walking gimmick who's made millions off of a device that makes the same sound as a fucking quacking duck, give me a break. At the very least invite crazy Uncle Si. I would pay any amount of money to be able see his face when he watches Obama come out to give his speech because I'm pretty sure that he's so out of touch with reality that he doesn't even know we have a black president yet. I guess my point is that if you're gonna invite a sideshow at least make sure it's one that people want to watch. Otherwise what's even the point?
PS - Sadie Robertson turns 18 on June 17, 2015, FYI. Just thought I'd mention that for no reason in particular.
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