Tuesday, January 21, 2014

FSU Juco Recruit Arrested for Stuffing His Face with Pot






(Source) - A Florida State junior college recruit has been arrested for allegedly eating marijuana in order to conceal it from police.


Power forward Cinmeon Bowers, who committed to Florida State in September, and two of his teammates at Chipola College in Marianna, Fla., were arrested Thursday night following a traffic stop.
According to the Marianna Police Department, officers smelled marijuana coming from the car after the vehicle was pulled over for a speeding violation.
Bowers, 20, and Chipola teammates Torian Graham, 20, and Jamaar McKay-Taylor, 19, ate the marijuana in an attempt to conceal it from the officers, according to the police statement. They were charged with tampering with evidence and taken to the Jackson County Correctional Facility.
All three players have been suspended indefinitely by Chipola College until the legal process plays out, coach Patrick Blake told ESPN.
Florida State coach Leonard Hamilton told ESPN he will allow the process to play out regarding Bowers.
"I will wait until I get all the complete information," Hamilton told ESPN.
The 6-foot-6 Bowers is widely considered to be one of the top junior college prospects in the country.
Graham has taken visits to Missouri and UNLV, while Kentucky, Cincinnati and Alabama have also expressed interest.


So let me get this straight, you're telling me that these three clean cut young gentlemen were fooling around with drugs? I don't know, it just doesn't add up. Now this is just one man's opinion but when I look at that face I see stone cold sobriety and a simple misunderstanding. How do the cops even find out for sure if they ate it, do they examine a stool sample or something? Is it just one of those take the officer's word for it type deals? And how much pot did they have that they had to split it between three grown ass men in order to get rid of it all? Anyhow, there's only one thing that is for certain - there are much worse ways to spend jail time than right after you just scarfed down a third of a bag of chronic. Only problem is once you're on the inside munchies become a controlled substance and cottonmouth becomes a killer, which on second thought is kind of a nightmare scenario for a few baked college bros. But that only matters if they actually ate weed, and like I said before, I'm a fantastic judge of character and these three look like straight shooters.





PS - If you told me to picture what a shit-stoned black guy would look like, it would look 100% like Cinmeon Bowers in that first picture. Guaranteed. Either him or the dude on the right who's so perplexed by the whole situation that he's looking off into the distance trying to work out in his head what is happening. Seriously, I'm not even sure that guy knows he went to jail a couple days ago.







PPS - What are the chances that his parents actually wanted to name him Cinemon (cinnamon) Bowers but fucked up the spelling because they were super high after eating an entire bag of weed? Like maybe it's just a family thing. Some people smoke weed, the Bowers straight up ingest mass amounts of it to get their rocks off. It's called tradition, ever heard of it?



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