Thursday, January 23, 2014

So George Zimmerman is Still a Dick, but Apparently Now He's Also a Master Painter


George Zimmerman Is Selling a New Awful Douchey Painting

I will never understand the way this guy's mind works.  I'm pretty sure when he was all over the news and TV, he just thought, "Dang, I'm super famous."  Like he kind of forgot that he was on trial for murdering a kid, and now that society is done with him he keeps trying to fight his way back into the spotlight.  First there was the report that Georgie Boy nailed a bullet-filled target to the wall of his ex-wife's house as a subliminal message.  Though I'm not exactly sure what's subliminal about nailing a target filled with bullet holes to someone's door, it seems pretty straightforward to me.  After that, he was threatening her with a gun and punching her dad in the face, Classic Zimmerman. Then a few weeks ago he reportedly shoved a shotgun into his new girlfriend's grill.  How this guy continues to get his hands on guns, I have no idea.  I mean come on, at the very least he's proven himself incapable of using one safely, right?  And now George is painting pictures of the attorney that tried to send him to prison and selling them on the internet.  Just don't get this dude one fucking bit.  What kind of person (besides OJ) wants to keep bringing attention to the fact that they killed someone and almost went to prison for life?  And you want to know the craziest part about the whole thing?  This is Zimmerman's second painting.


This is his first one, and that shit sold for $100,000!!!  George Zimmerman - accused (probable?) murderer turned world-renowned artist.  What a cliché.






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