Brownie points has a new meaning folks

The term brownie points is used all the time, but its too innocent for me. I'm an adult, and for adults it should mean something new, something excited. From now on, brownie points equals working your way towards anal. Its all about introducing my one eyed to a chicks brown eye. Game on bitches.

brownie points = does anal

PS - This isn't really gonna help me or anyone else get to buttsmash a broad but at the end of the day its all about setting goals for yourself. If you're not shooting for something then what the hell are you doing? Going for broke, buttsmash or bust.

PPS -  I think I could probably be a motivational speaker. Kind of inspired myself with this one.