Does This Look Like the Face of a Lady Who Just Fell for the Oldest Prank in the Book?

(Source) - Police in Georgia are investigating a cruel prank at a Home Depot bathroom that resulted in a customer becoming glued to a toilet seat.

Illyanna De La Keur, 40, of Banks County, was apparently unaware that Loctite glue had been smeared on the toilet seats inside the store's ladies room before she sat down.

Attempting to lift herself off, De La Keur noticed that she had become stuck to the seat and was unable to move without ripping her skin.

The stay-at-home mom says it took up to 25 minutes for someone to come to her aid.



Congrats lady, you just fell for the oldest gag in the fucking book. Unfortunately for you, you did it in the dumbest way possible. Listen, if Illyana had been a teacher wearing clothes who had sat down and her pants got stuck to the chair like in some kid's sitcom then sure, I would get it.  Kids are little fucking cunts and you can't feel the glue through the fabric, that shit sneaks up on you. You don't know what you're sitting in until it's too late and you're actually stuck to the seat. But what kind of a lunatic is Illyana that she sat down on a toilet seat caked in goopy super glue completely bare assed? I get that she sat in it, that's perfectly understandable. People typically sit on toilets, makes total sense. But once she felt her cheeks plop down onto a seat with substantial amounts of lukewarm goo on it shouldn't her first reaction be "Hmm maybe I shouldn't sit in what is more than likely somebody's cum." Like best case scenario in this situation is that she's sitting in someone's semen. How the fuck do you not immediately shoot off of that seat and do a quick check to see what you sat in? If sitting in cum is a relief then you need to find a different place to sit immediately, simple as that. And God forbid you actually are sitting in super glue like this poor bitch, with these assholes adding insult to injury by smearing that shit on the toilet? Utterly humiliating. Getting pranked is one thing, but getting pranked with your pussy flopping in the wind is a whole different level of demoralization, and one that I wish upon no one.