Aaaaaaaand the winner is....
North Dakota! Land of the Giant Cocks! I can honestly say this one shocked me. North Dakota is never first place in anything except when it's the first thing that comes to mind when discussing shitty states.. Seriously, the Dakotas are both top three shittiest states and that's being generous. They're most likely top two but Idaho, Arkansas, and one of those mini northeastern states are getting thrown in as a courtesy. They have absolutely nothing going on for them, well, until now that is. Bunch of Mr. Big Dicks walking around, no wonder they're happy to live in that barren wasteland. Everybody's just gallivanting around, hung like a moose without a care in the world. Sneaky cocky as fuck North Dakota, I think I'm starting to understand your game as a state. Not really because you have nothing else to offer me but hey, you earned this one. Mississippi on the other hand...not so hot. Hawaii gets a pass because its basically half Asian and that's just bad luck in the dick size game.
- North Dakota
- Rhode Island
- South Dakota
- District of Columbia
- Massachusetts
- Ohio
- Arizona
- Alabama
- New York
- South Carolina
- Colorado
- Maryland
- Wisconsin
- New Jersey
- California
- Florida
- Connecticut
- Virginia
- Oregon
- Pennsylvania
- Washington
- Tennessee
- New Mexico
- Iowa
- Illinois
- Louisiana
- Vermont
- Utah
- Maine
- Nebraska
- Idaho
- Kansas
- Delaware
- Michigan
- Nevada
- New Hampshire
- Oklahoma
- Montana
- Minnesota
- Kentucky
- Texas
- Indiana
- West Virginia
- Missouri
- Alaska
- North Carolina
- Wyoming
- Arkansas
- Hawaii
- Mississippi
Illinois being smack dab in the middle of the list at number 25 matches up perfectly with my "Oh no it's not small, it's average" story.
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