(Source) - The East Lansing Police Department uploaded this picture—which appears to be a photo of a television—to its Facebook page requesting information about the dude holding the "Burn The Couch" sign at the Big Ten Championship, some 254 miles away.
Following Sparty's upset of Ohio State Saturday night, a couch was burned in East Lansing, among other things, but it sounds like the dozen or so police sent out to manage the 1,000 couch-burners had things under control.
Seriously? You're going to try and bring this kid in on charges associated with the riots when he's some 250 miles away at the actual game? Chill your boner East Lansing PD. This bro just wanted to go to the game, have a sweet ass sign to show on tv if Michigan State managed the upset, and probably try to dry hump some chick in a Sparty pride fueled sexual hysteria. Get off my man's jock. Your team just pulled off a huge upset against a previously undefeated Urban Meyer Ohio State team that was considered a lock for the BCS Championship. You guys won, just be happy. The celebration settled, nobody got hurt, leave this beast alone.
PS - If somehow this does get him charged with some bullshit fine it kind of makes the sign one of the all time greats. Like it has to get him laid, even after the fact.
Unknowing Co-Ed: What did you do?
Burn the Couch Bro: Oh nothing just started a riot from hundreds of miles away with a piece of cardboard paper, a sharpie, and my imagination. That crazy celebration the night we wiped the floor with Ohio State? Yeah, I inspired that.
*everybody gets naked*
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