Just The U doing it up big per usual. Bringing the snake it till you make it mentality to a whole new level. A lot of people forget that a few years ago the NCAA was considering giving Miami football the death penalty after a former booster, one who created a $930 million Ponzi scheme, brought a truckload of evidence forward against his alma mater after he got pissy about his old pals not visiting him in federal prison. Then Jerry Sandusky happened and Miami all of the sudden looked like a team full of good, wholesome Christians. I FUCKING LOVE THIS. The U breeds talent and embraces the thug mentality. They completely redefined college football in the late 80s and into the 90s and made it about entertainment and giving the fans what they want - a fucking show. Honestly the entire idea of "swag" may very well have been bred in 1990s Coral Gables. Just the cockiest bunch of go-hards college football has ever seen.
For years, the boys in green and orange have clearly been breaking rules, but the NCAA couldn't catch these sneaky little bastards on a damn thing until Shapiro came forward with all his shit. And then, right when they're on the chopping block and things are starting to look bleak, boom! Kid diddler at Penn State, Miami who? Two years later and they finally get hit with a few lost scholarships here, a slap on the wrist there, pretty much nothing. Some things are just unstoppable forces of nature, with a swagger all their own that somehow manages to lay an ass whooping on any and all that stand in their way. Turns out Hurricanes just happen to be one of those things. Just a heads up for the NCAA, don't try to control the U and keep their players from living like rock stars and shredding vagina throughout their college years. That's a battle you are going to lose 100% of the time.
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