Gawker - Citing its sexually suggestive nature, Aliso Niguel High School in Southern California has officially banned twerking from campus and all school dances: "Twerking now joins 'freaking' and 'grinding' as prohibited dances at the Orange County school."
This blows my mind. Basically this Orange County high school is trying to act like they're the fucking town from Footloose, banning dancing and shit because of some traumatic event (lil' hoochie mamas having bastard babies) Where the hell does a school get the nerve to ban a type of dancing. Like your parents thought rock and roll was shit and that image was bad for you but guess what? You grew up and became adults, as people have been doing for thousands of years and will continue to do for thousands more. Are girls twerking going to give tons of dudes raging boners? Absolutely 100% yes. But is some stupid dance fad going to lead to a break in the moral fabric of society? No, get the fuck out of my face with all these rules and regulations on how we can move our genitals. If I want to grind my wiener into a consenting lady's dumper then who the fuck are you to say I can't? Do you ladies, I say pop those pussies and be proud of it!
PS - Teen pregnancy has been around for a long time. No fucking dance move or type of music is causing some drastic shift in teenagers getting horny and knockin' boots. There's this thing called puberty, it's kind of famous for making kids get boners, ever heard of it?
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