Johnny Football wants to party with Gronk, Charlie Sheen, and Tiger Woods

FoxSports - During the game Texas A&M played a video on the stadium Jumbotron and asked players who they'd most like to party with. As usual, Manziel didn't disappoint with his answers.

What three people would Johnny Manziel most like to party with? Charlie Sheen, Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski and Tiger Woods.

This list of people is the first time I've ever had a problem with Johnny Manziel.  Bro, Tiger Woods?  Like I get that he fucked a few pornstars and his sex life is a whole new level of pervert but at the end of the day Tiger Woods is still basically a nerd.  He talks like a nerd, he walks like a nerd, he just happens to be one with hundreds of millions of dollars and a crazy filthy sexual appetite, and chances are you're not going to get to see that side of him because that happens behind closed doors*.  

At the same time, I really don't have a problem with picking Gronk and Charlie Sheen.  Gronk absolutely parties his face off and bitches flock to him wherever he goes.  Sheen has proven for decades that he can and always will be able to party with the best, inhaling unparalleled mountains of coke that would normally be enough to kill a rhinoceros and somehow defies all odds and continues to live. Yeah being crazy addicted to drugs isn't exactly "cool" but there's just something about that level of tolerance that I can't help but marvel at.

The only problem I have with this list is dorky fucking Tiger and who he should undoubtedly be replaced by. Any self-respecting male should include Bill Murray on this list.  He's just too cool, too iconic, too fucking likable to not put him on this list.  Casually spends his days just hanging out with random people, fucking with strangers, smoking weed and just being the GOAT in general. He's a real-life, mega successful version of The Dude. Bill Murray. Absolute must have.




PS - Aside from Bill Murray I'd honestly probably rather hang out with Johnny Manziel more than anyone else. Kid murders life on a daily basis.




*in the sex dungeon he undoubtedly has somewhere in the deep, dark corners of his basement