CBSSports - Easily the most gruesome moment of Week 3 was the news of Cardinals safety Rashad Johnson losing the top of his middle finger during Arizona's game Sunday. Making matters even more squemish was Johnson finding out that his finger was lopped off when he pulled off his glove.
So everyone's been talking about how gross Rashad Johnson losing his "finger" was. Am I just crazy or is this just slightly worse than a hangnail? Like he lost his fingernail and a chunk of useless flesh and that's it. Is he even gonna miss a game? Bro relax you got a boo boo, you're a professional athlete. Kevin Ware got his leg snapped in half, literally had it dangle in the air by shreds of tendon while we all threw up on our dicks and he still looked for less attention on social media than you did. Compared to that this is a fucking paper cut.
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