Is it gay that I'm excited to see Jay Cutler's hair on Sunday?

Is it gay that I'm legitimately ecstatic to watch the Bears play on Sunday? No absolutely not, couldn't be less gay. But is it gay that I'm giddy to see Jay Cutler showcase his always impossibly and impeccably quaffed hair? Listen, it's definitely not straight, but if that's gay then guess who's gay - this guy. Fucking football is back tonight and everybody has their things to look forward to. After watching Cutler guess absolutely pummeled the last few years (a big reason for his lessened performance) there has always been one constant - the man's hair is fucking fresh. Oh just got cheap shot by Ndamukong Suh, no biggy I'll just trot to the sideline, casually peel off my helmet full of grass in the face mask and BAM! It's an organized mess, the perfect really-don't-give-a-shit-but-i'm-still-a-fucking-renaissance-man follicular masterpiece, just a clean and crisp side quaffe right in our faces all day long. Honestly, put Jay Cutler in a lineup with every other NFL quarterback and tell someone who knows zero about football to pick the best, the leader of the group.  99 times out 100 they're going with Cutty, the one time they don't is because Cam Newton is big and black terrifying and scares them into it, which really shouldn't even count as a win.

PS - Has anyone, like honestly anyone in the entire world even attempted to rock a vest since Cutty put a Pretty Boy beatdown on this one last year?