Drake's "relationship" with Johnny Football creeps me the fuck out

XXLMag - On a whirlwind of a media tour due to the release of “NWTS”, Drake stopped by to chat with ESPN earlier today. Speaking on his relationship with Texas A&M quarterback, Johnny Manziel, the rapper spoke about harshness of the media’s spotlight, saying that his eyes are always wide open.

Telling that he’s extremely cautious when he goes out, especially when it comes to taking pictures, Drizzy assured that he’s always on his best behavior when out in public. Also touching on Johnny’s OVO tattoo, Drizzy told that he’s very protective of the football player and sort of looks to him like a brother

Look, I'm not here to trash Johnny Manziel. Johnny Football's a cannon. The kid's untouchable on the field, he throws straight bullets, defenders can't catch him, and is a total nightmare for any and all coaches going up against A&M. Off the field he's even better: slams beer, slays bitches, and has basically done legit whatever the fuck he's wanted since winning the Heisman. But Drake got a little weird today on ESPN talking about how he's got this super fulfilling and enriching "relationship" with Manziel and he can't wait to be friends forever and go to his wedding* and their kids to grow up together and fuck and have mostly white, but technically multi-racial babies and then they get married, and have more Manziel-Drake hybrids who then in turn fuck each other and create some really really weird kids that nobody really talks to and knows there's something off about them but you just can't quite put their finger on it...Come on dude, relax, you're mid-twenties pushing towards the tail end. He was getting drunk before his high school prom like 2 years ago, you're coming in hot as fuck. You literally just met this kid a few months ago, stop talking about writing Johnny Football songs Drake, people are going to start thinking you do boners for A&M games or something.


*that's it, just the wedding.


PS - Couple of Drake's favorite teams to watch are the Heat, the Thunder, and Kentucky. He also managed to point out that the Thunder are going to sneak up on some people this year. The Thunder? Like the Oklahoma City Thunder? With those B-List stars Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook. Psh no way, Drake, just no way.