Wow. Serige Ibaka must have the most vicious accidental tap in the face of all time because he just put one of the biggest, most indestructible motherfuckers on the planet on his ass with a flick of the wrist. Honestly that slap didn't look like it would hurt a fly, but apparently I'm wrong because LeBron basically had to be carted off the floor after it. Deadly bloody nose. Deadly. Seriously though, I saw less dramatic reactions to having their limbs blown off by some of the actors in Saving Private Ryan.
First up we have LBJ writhing on the ground in pain, blowing blood out of his nose right in front of the media for dramatic effect versus Psycho T who pops to his feet ready to tear a motherfucker's face off. To be fair he left the game too...with 15 seconds left.
Next up is Steve Nash, a skinny little Canadian point guard. The guy basically broke his nose every night for 5 years. Never once made a peep, never once left the game. Steve Nash. Beast Mode white boy.
Matt Howard - Butler. Total pud, didn't even get to play in the NBA. College was his big time. You think a little blood made him cry on the ground? Not even for one second.
PS - I'll honestly be shocked if this actually turns out to be a broken nose, it seriously looks like he didn't even get hit. My money's on the dry Oklahoma City air combined with LeBron's unrivaled ability to sell a fake. Like he probably saw blood and just said fuck it, we have the game won, might as well drag it out and look like a hero even though I'm total softboy bitch. Classic stuff.
Double PS - For real though, that dry Oklahome City air is no joke. The entire city basically functions with a nosebleed.
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