Let it be known that Marshawn Lynch reached for a fifth of Fireball whiskey at the Seahawks Parade in Seattle today. If you want to go up and tell a man nicknamed 'Beast Mode' that what he's drinking is for pussies then by all means go for it. Be my guest. He would probably five finger death punch you in the throat and curb stomp your face into the pavement. Then he'd reach for his favorite "chick drink" slug it like Andre the Giant would a keg of beer and soak in the roars of the crowd like a modern day gladiator. From this moment on, if you fuck with Fireball then you're fucking with Marshawn Lynch. Good luck.
PS - How fast do you think he drank it? Not just fast. Stupid fast.
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