(Source) - NYU is currently the priciest college in the United States, totaling $179,380 for four years of tuition and mandatory fees, not including books, food, or housing.
Are you kidding me, I would take an island over hipster ridden NYU every single day of the week. Absolute no brainer. Only shame is I didn't know about it before I wasted all this time on my own education. Really wish I could have that one back. Toss me in one of the warm spots in a house with internet and satellite and let me take care of everything else. I'll just live out my life like Tom Hanks in Castaway, except with weekly airdrops of Cheez-Its and Oreos and a lot more masturbation.
1. COST: $39,999
Name: Chandler Island
Location: Wohoa Bay, Maine
Size: 1 acre
Includes: A kick-ass gazebo
Location: Wohoa Bay, Maine
Size: 1 acre
Includes: A kick-ass gazebo
2. COST: $57,597
Name: Porcupine Lake Island
Location: Nova Scotia
Size: 3.88 acres
Location: Nova Scotia
Size: 3.88 acres
4. COST: $62,396
Name: Whispering Trees Island
Location: Nova Scotia
Size: 3.66 acres
Location: Nova Scotia
Size: 3.66 acres
5. COST: $73,753
Name: David Island
Location: Nova Scotia
Size: 5 acres
Location: Nova Scotia
Size: 5 acres
6. COST: $76,796
Name: Johns Lake Island
Location: Nova Scotia
Size: 23.1 acres
Location: Nova Scotia
Size: 23.1 acres
7. COST: $79,500
Name: Ilha Caetano
Location: Brazil
Size: 16 acres
Includes: A small house
Location: Brazil
Size: 16 acres
Includes: A small house
8. COST: $86,395
Name: Tarpaulin Island
Location: Yarmouth County, Nova Scotia
Size: 5 acres
Location: Yarmouth County, Nova Scotia
Size: 5 acres
9. COST: $94,075
Name: Little Ricky Island
Location: Halifax County, Nova Scotia
Size: 7.7 acres
Location: Halifax County, Nova Scotia
Size: 7.7 acres
10. COST: $95,025
Name: Hog Island
Location: New Brunswick
Size: 4 acres
Location: New Brunswick
Size: 4 acres
11. COST: $105,594
Name: Goose Island
Location: Halifax County, Nova Scotia
Size: 14.75 acres
Location: Halifax County, Nova Scotia
Size: 14.75 acres
13. COST: $125,000
Name: Naomi Island
Location: New York, 90 miles north of New York City
Size: 5 acres
Location: New York, 90 miles north of New York City
Size: 5 acres
14. COST: $145,000
Name: Isla Esmerelda
Location: Tamaulipas, Mexico
Size: 3.70 acres
Location: Tamaulipas, Mexico
Size: 3.70 acres
15. COST: $169,727
Name: American Island
Location: British Columbia
Size: 8 acres
Location: British Columbia
Size: 8 acres
16. COST: $172,790
Name: Orkney Island
Location: Halifax County, Nova Scotia
Size: 16.5 acres
Location: Halifax County, Nova Scotia
Size: 16.5 acres
17. COST: $174,576
Name: Leader Island
Location: Jeddore Harbour, Nova Scotia
Size: 11 acres
Location: Jeddore Harbour, Nova Scotia
Size: 11 acres
18. COST: $175,000
Name: Fisherman’s Point Island
Location: Goosebay, Michigan
Size: 2 acres
Includes: 1-story cottage
Location: Goosebay, Michigan
Size: 2 acres
Includes: 1-story cottage
Now, if we add books and two years of housing, our island budget rises to $222,944.
19. COST: $199,000
Name: Birch Island
Location: Waldo County, Maine
Size: 6 acres
Location: Waldo County, Maine
Size: 6 acres
20. COST: $199,000
Name: Kastawei Island
Location: Vanuatu, South Pacific
Size: .81 acres
Location: Vanuatu, South Pacific
Size: .81 acres
21. COST: $215,988
Name: Little Brother Island
Location: Queens County, Nova Scotia
Size: 36.96 acres
Includes: A log cabin
Location: Queens County, Nova Scotia
Size: 36.96 acres
Includes: A log cabin
22. COST: $218,220
Name: Dokis Marina Island
Location: Ontario
Size: .5 acres
Includes: A 2-story house
Location: Ontario
Size: .5 acres
Includes: A 2-story house
Finally, with books and four years of housing, our island budget reaches $256,188.
23. COST: $225,000
Name: Lark Caye
Location: Placencia, Belize
Size: 2.2 acres
Location: Placencia, Belize
Size: 2.2 acres
24. COST: $230,000
Name: Maru Island
Location: Ise Mie Prefecture, Japan
Size: 1,022 square miles
Location: Ise Mie Prefecture, Japan
Size: 1,022 square miles
25. COST: $241,497
Name: Boyce Island
Location: Ontario
Size: 1.5 acres
Includes: A cottage and a guest house
Location: Ontario
Size: 1.5 acres
Includes: A cottage and a guest house
26. COST: $247,629
Name: Isla Alhambra
Location: Bahia, Brazil
Size: 9 acres
Includes: A treehouse
Location: Bahia, Brazil
Size: 9 acres
Includes: A treehouse
27. COST: $250,000
Name: Underwood Island
Location: Connecticut
Size: 2 acres
Includes: A 1 story house
Location: Connecticut
Size: 2 acres
Includes: A 1 story house
28. COST: $250,000
Name: Pine Island
Location: Alexander township, Maine
Size: 12 acres
Includes: A 1-story house
Location: Alexander township, Maine
Size: 12 acres
Includes: A 1-story house
29. COST: $250,000
Name: Bird Island
Location: Lake Griffin, Florida
Size: 50 acres
Includes: A 2-bedroom house
Location: Lake Griffin, Florida
Size: 50 acres
Includes: A 2-bedroom house
Pageviews, I'm lookin' at you. Bust out a couple stacks of them internet millions and make it rain in bitches faces. Bro, you need this and you needed it yesterday.
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