Is the song soft, emotional, and mushy as fuck? Yes. Does the singer have a gentle little bitch voice? Absolutely. But that's not what this blog is about, this blog is about dogs because this music video is 1 billion percent realistic. Aside from the smoke coming in at the end and being all buddy buddy love connection with this lion faced mother fucker, every part of this is believable. This guy has one friend in the entire world because everyone else is a judgmental, scum spitting heartless piece of trash like me. But that one furry little best friend is all the guy needs. Saying that dogs are man's best friend isn't a cliche, it isn't corny. It's spot fucking on. They don't see pretty, they don't see smart, they don't see funny. All they want is for you to keep them warm, fill their belly, rub it, then take them outside to shit and maybe throw a ball around. Every deformed person in the world should have a scruffy little pooch running around the house, it should be protocol.
Doctor: Listen your son looks pretty fucked up. I'm sorry, I don't know what to say
Parents: Aw shucks doc, how do we deal with this? Any ideas?
Doctor: Just one.
Notice how the cat (which are abhorrent creatures) tricked the dog to leave his sanctuary, thus dispelling him from the house altogether. Kind of reminds me of another story where a snake tempts a couple gullible cunts into breaking the rules and getting themselves locked out of another type of house, the Garden of Eden.
Cats = the Serpent = Satan. Think about it, it all adds up.
PS - I actually like the song. It's soft as fuck and so am I. Deal with it.
